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[–] [email protected] 173 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I like to think what happened is the atrophied part of his brain where a conscience would be suddenly came back online and for those 20 seconds he was consciously aware of what a monster he'd become.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I like this take. My theory is that he passed the time limit on the go-juice and they had to take him back and hit him with another dose. What kind of chemicals are they pumping into this man to keep him shuffling around?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

The blood of the children SA by the church, members of the GOP, patriot front, anyone screaming groomers about the lgbtq+ community, and George Santos. And let’s not forget the blood harvest from the lgbtq+ children that are sent to re-education camps.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago (25 children)

I watched the video, unfortunately he appears to have survived.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Turtles are known for their long if slow lives. And inhibiting traffic

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would be callous, rude, and unfeeling to laugh at him. Fortunately, I am all three.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can be sad for the person who is suffering from the effects of aging while criticizing the politician for their policies and refusal to resign despite being unfit.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

God dam we need a cutoff age for being in any level of political office and a yearly cognitive test to see if they are fit for office. Hell we should be able to vote them out of office mid term if we want. Fuck these old cunts ruining thr world for profit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is it confirmed it was a stroke? They wheeled that cryptkeeper out to speak again later. These people are cold as ice.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks like it could be an absence seizure. Don’t think it’s confirmed. Given the lack of FAST symptoms other than speech problems, I’m not thinking it was a stroke.

Either that or his operating system encountered an unexpected error and he needed to be rebooted.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

FAST can help to identify a possible stroke but the lack of FAST symptoms doesn't rule out a stroke. So CVA/TIA is still a possibility along with a dozen other things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I think he's too old for an operating system error. Probably something mechanical. Broken spring maybe.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well it took long enough for his colleagues to even give a shit. He just stands there for like a full minute staring into space before anyone does anything. And then they are more concerned if there’s “anything else he’d like to say” grandpa, rather than, ARE YOU OK???

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I've always thought he might have PD. Freezing can occur with this. While I don't wish the torture of neurological disease on anyone, damn this guy is a scumbag asshole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I hope it wasn’t a stroke and that it was something more benign like an aura seizure instead. But if it actually was a stroke? It couldn’t have happened to a better person.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I heard with some really old hardware you have to pick it up and drop it a few inches to re-seat the pins. Anybody tried that yet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to put this video clip to a Vietnam flashback video.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

"Oh fuck i left the oven on"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I'm sure no one would miss the turtle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

We don't know what it was, yet. Likely never will.

Whatever it was, he's one of th few people I have no qualms saying that I hope it hurt.

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