this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't answer it back then, can't answer it now as an adult.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same. I'm 37 and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up, lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm 37 too, I wanted to be a race car driver... I now sell auto parts. I hold the track record at my local go kart track, so that's something lol

[–] imaqtpie 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly pretty good outcome, you ended up somewhere close at least

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

5/10 years is only 6 months away, I'm just gonna wait it out and see

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If an interviewer asks you what your five year plan is, tell them that you are intent on developing heavy industry by setting ambitious production targets and collectivizing agriculture. Scoff when they raise concerns about consumer goods and badly aligned economic incentives. Assure them that extractivism isn't a failed economic system at all. Your five year plan will win the space race.

Tell them that. Enjoy watching the blood drain from their face. Send them to the gulag if they don't hire you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My glib response is always "doing your job" and then giving a real answer after.

[–] kakes 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I'd done exactly this in a job interview...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You'd be able to afford enough pick'n'mix for a swell time, hmu

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As kid you still can believe something, as adult you know that reach something has nothing to do with beliving but mostly suffering and beg for some of luck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My answer? Alive!

So far, so good.

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