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I figure some kind of camo: The T-Shirt of Darkness

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

+2 Dampness

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

The Umbral Tee

This plain T-shirt never seems to get dirty or stained, always remaining a bright white. It has a base AC of 14 and grants the following effects:

  • Eclipse: as an action, you create a 30-foot cylinder of magical darkness centered on you. For the duration of this effect, all light (normal and magical) is suppressed, and you gain a +3 bonus to AC. This effect lasts for up to one hour. Once you use this feature, you cannot use it again until the following dawn.

  • Don't Look Directly At It: when your Eclipse feature is in effect, you may use a reaction at any time to end the effect early. When ending Eclipse in this way, you briefly emit dazzlingly bright sunlight. All creatures in a 30-foot radius who can see you must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failure, they take 4d12 radiant damage and are blinded for 10 rounds. On a successful saving throw, creatures take half damage and are not blinded.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You get a roll for one of the below:

-100% luminance during totality (for the shirt, not the wearer)

-1 luck

-1 perception

+2 barter (one-time use, you don't get to choose when)

+20% chance to injure toes on furniture (for life)

+100% chance to remain an idiot (j/k here, satire)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Don't forget the religious guilt to repent debuff. It's an unexpected sideffect 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shirt of Umbra's Embrace +3:

Appears as a normal T-shirt but is a powerful magical artifact embued with the power of shadows.

Allows the wearer to cast Pass Without Trace three times per day

Shadow Walk as a 9th lv wizard at will

+3 to move silent checks regardless of armor

AC increases the darker the surrounding area becomes up to AC 17.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I see we have a DM in the audience...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

No powers, but they will cast some SUPER weird shadows during the event.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Me, I'm hoping for Shadowwalk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cloak of the fiery black hole. Wearer is immune to spicy foods and their after effects. Also wearer makes no noise and takes no pain from butt stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No noise and takes no pain from butt stuff

The noise you make is the best part, though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

If you have any turtlenecks, see if it really turns you into a turtle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Wetability: requires: water