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The devastation of being beans (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/curatedtumblr

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I do this with the cat when he plays too rough. The indignant look on the little purrito’s face is priceless.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Plot twist - OP is a cat.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

This is tumblr, of course they are

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I call my cat Beans all the time so this checks out

[–] Sabre363 59 points 11 months ago

I want to be somebodies beans

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

This is too adorable

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

god i wish that were me

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Ah, Beans

[–] archon 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A real human bean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And a real hero

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

It ain't easy being beans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I was waiting for the fart part of the story....am disappoint.