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[-] 1boiledpotato 122 points 3 months ago

That's a gamer, not a software engineer

[-] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago

I mean, I do have RGB lights but it's not because I'm a software engineer. I'm just a dork.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Lol thank you for making that, I had that meme in mind while I was writing that reply.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I specifically built my computer to have as much RGB as possible. Also because I'm a dork.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

I am a software engineer and I also have a PC with RGB vomit. But not because I'm a software engineer. Because I'm also a dork, and the icy blue color keeps my cpu cold.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I switch to red when I'm gaming for the extra power.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Yeah, as a software engineer I have 3 monitors if you include the one built into my laptop

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago

When forced to have rgb components.. I disabled them. If nothing else it's yet another point of failure and extra waste heat.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

How bright were those LEDs?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Speaking of heat, I ended up turning my stupid stinky rgb on to display the temperatures of various components. Blue to red the hotter it gets. RAM shows ram temp, water block shows cpu package, radiator fans for coolant/core max, gpu does gpu, etc. Actually pretty useful.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Yep, I have an fully enclosed case. Only RGB is my water cooling block on my cpu that I left the rgb header unplugged. Even though I would never see it, I am a person of principle, damn it!

[-] Grandwolf319 48 points 3 months ago

Hah, jokes on you, I have an ultra wide.

Which is basically two monitors without any separator in the middle.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Ooh, the thinest of bezels: none.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

once you go two ultrawides you will enter a new realm of existence.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

I go out of my way to find components that don't have RGB lighting on them. When I use my computer, I want to be looking at the screens (the two-monitor part is true,) not the case.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Only 2 monitors? Them be rookie numbers, need to get them up

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

No, I don't have useless LEDs in my computer. My gaming rig is actually in a flat black case that blends in with the furniture.

Except my employer shipped me a dev box with a big polycarbonate window and an unnecessarily beefy GPU with RGB LEDs that dance by default. 🤦

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wonder if anyone has studied the rate of cosmic ray-induced bit flips in a PC with a side window case vs. an all metal one.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's an interesting question, but realistically inconsequential.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Flashing RGB light are legit the most annoying shit ever. I just have a black box for a case and my peripherals glow a dim solid color (so I can see them in the dark) if at all.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nobody puts their RGB into flashing rainbow except for displays in shops.

Who only do it to show what kinds of colours you can choose.

It is so you can match the colour of every part to whatever you like. Without the manufacturer having to determine colours beforehand.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

People absolutely "do". Mostly because they cannot be bothered to change the default setting or because they are teenagers and actually like it

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Oh you sweet summer child.

gestures at my entire uni classroom, in which nearly all the people I know have RGB peripherals and computers at home

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

I think I'm up to 5 spread across two different workstations, but no rgb that shits annoying to me.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Guys, I think age is making us boring. I also personally prefer black rectangles and soft neutral lights, but I think we're the bories.

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[-] MrScottyTay 22 points 3 months ago

Yeah I hate that it seems now you have to pay a premium to NOT have RGB

I stray away from it as much as possible

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

I do have 2 monitors. But I have an opaque side panel. Case closed. Pun intended.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Wtf is a rainbow computer?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Monitors – hell yes! RGB – can't stand it. My keyborad has a plain white backlight and that's it. It's purely functional.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I don't know how to make my RAM be not a rainbow and I'm too lazy to look it up

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

the fuck is a rainbow computer?

You mean the kind of really powerful computer with RGB lights on the outside of the tower?

Yes I do have one of those. I have a couple of flashlights with auxiliary lights like that too.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Stereotypes exists so that I can be the 5% that doesn't fall into them.

Two monitors but a solid case side panel (in fact it's a case that's so old that at the time TG side panels were not common). If I could be at liberty to choose parts purely based on looks, I'd go with something black, minimalistic and with no RGB.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Ericah Bachman isa fat and stupid.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It's a shame some of the better components have baby-sensory RGB lights tacked on. I'd have bought my parts plain if that was a convenient choice.

Oh also

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I only have one monitor... It's an ultra wide.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I have a rainbow computer with only one monitor. Am I not a software engineer?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

34+ inch ultra wide screens get a pass.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The blinky lights make it compile faster!

I'm getting older but nah, fuck it, I like RGB lighting in my build. I have a cool mostly open case with a glass front that you can wall mount Pretty sure it's an older version of this thing. if not it's a very similar setup and making all my components glisten red or react to explosions in an FPS just feels cool to me.

I turn down the brightness though cuz holy shit they come set to 2x the sun by default

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