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The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

I only need one… is that allowed?

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

Two blue and one pink. If I can only have one of each, swap a blue for a black.

4, 8, 9

2, 3, 5 :p

Blue, black and purple

Can still sleep if I want to though right?

Green, blue and black. Green because there aren't any better options (and I don't like cats that much)

Estrogen, yellow, and purple

chooses 1, 3, and 9

I am the sphinx that baps in the night!

Both the blue ones I guess then the last one can be a wildcard

Botoom row

I'm taking the black pill and never looking back

Yellow, purple, black.

I was luckily born with pink and blue.

no sleep and 20 bucks. do you know how much time we waste sleeping? Imagine all the things i could do instead.

Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.

Red, pink, brown.

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.

Only Blue

2, 3, 6

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

I've already got purple and pink, and I only sleep four hours a night anyway, so I will take blue, black, and brown

3. No body hair
4. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
5. No need to sleep

Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks

What does the pink one even change??

I'll take these:

1. Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
2. Blue: Otherwise impossible
3. Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they'd want to talk with me.

Blue, pink, black.

2,7,9

I choose 1, 2, 9 (red, cyan, black)

I'd love to be a catgirl, and not having to sleep would give me lots of extra free time