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[–] sbv 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

not even shouting at this point, just bored mumbling because he's been saying this twice a day for the last 15 years

also he's awkwardly holding a bunch of groceries and his staff and a cup of coffee from McDonald's

[–] loaExMachina 3 points 7 months ago

I think the wizard would support his local cafés rather than a big chain. Now, perhaps he'd send some familiar or homunculus to fetch him coffe, and the creature might not share his scrupules if MacDonald is closer... But they'd probably change the container to trick their master, hoping he doesn't notice and bonk their head with his staff.