How much power do babies really have anyway?
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
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Enough that it can be stolen at least
Dance Magic, Dance
Jump Magic, Jump
It varies person to person.
Witness me
But not enough power to avoid arrest makes note to self to steal atleast double than this guy if i ever go down this path
What if double the power doubles the arrest?
Shit scribbles the last note and changes it to get as much as you can
Tbh I'd probably just look for adult power instead
Hard to come by dude
Cocaine?
avatar has fallen on rough times. sad.
Aang lost his power
the powder bender
The baby bender
Easiest job ever! Even their bones are naturally bendy to begin with!
Sardaukar chant intensifies
Looks like a Michael Jackson impersonator.
If you do white face, but you’re doing it to impersonate a black man, is that racist?
Probably saved his life.
Oh so I do a little harmless blackface in my sidewalk theatre and I'm the bad guy, but this mayo on white bread steals and he gets to be a meme... makes you think.
Trying to earn some privilege
That's what baby power does
So is the bitly link some kind of virus?
No idea, I haven't opened it.
But you are spreading it
This is true. It is something I should've thought of before posting. I guess links are editable on Lemmy though, so I should see to it that it disappears if I can.
Done. I also checked the link. Leads to a dead site.
thanks for looking out!
No, thank you for not letting me be lazy!
This dude probably smelled amazing after that
Does the power of babies make you smell good?
Ashy Larry fell on hard times, I see.
He now has the power of a hundred babies (for what it is worth)
"The power of ~~love~~ babies."
That guy definitely has mesothelioma now.
“It was like stealing powder from a baby” - probably this guy
I don't know why powder has anything to do with this theft but probably.