this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 180 points 5 months ago

You son of a bitch..

[–] Imgonnatrythis 119 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is there a form I fill out to get my time back? Is it a separate form to reclaim lost brain cells?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You've actually already filled it out. The problem is that the form only allows you to regain the time you spent filling out the form...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Well that’s convenient

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Besides that this was actually funny, I wish I could get my time back for filling out any official forms and documents. Could take a nice long vacation in that time...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

in the future, forms will fill themselves out

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Whelp, we all lose eventually

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago

Hahahaha thanks! This gave me a good laugh

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago

This was actually funny

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

I was PLAYED like a FOOL god damn it

[–] gravitas_deficiency 38 points 5 months ago

You sneaky fucker lol

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

I thought it was funny. Maybe I'm just old or naive and not familiar with this format; but I was amused.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

FUCK off..

Good one.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Always expect loss when the joke isn't obvious

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I felt like I lost something when it wasn't Loss

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

The angriest upvote of them all.

[–] Hailstorm8440 24 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

What a ride.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Oh I love this! Brilliant!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My dumb brain doesn’t get it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (21 children)

The planet continent shape is the down low finger circle 'made ya look now I punch you' shape

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

No fucking way man

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bravo **slow clap**

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Well earned slap, that one

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Damn that was good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

That pretty good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Slow clap 👏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Makes me realize I haven't seen a dickbutt in years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nice, but the part in the neighborhood was a little too visible. I saw it while going through the panels already.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I subconsciously assumed they were watermarks and just ignored them completely

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't have my glasses on and couldn't figure out what this meme was supposed to be

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with the planet panel? I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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