Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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Eh you don't technically have to
The other options are worse so I do kind of have to
Only if you get caught
See, you know what's up. Ez pz.
And a period, thank you
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Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?
Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.
-a friend today
we are all just our parents' cum socks
uhh i think thats sexual assault
No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.
This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.