this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eh you don't technically have to

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The other options are worse so I do kind of have to

[–] Nythos 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

See, you know what's up. Ez pz.

[–] brown567 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@DaGeek247 @196 how do i delete someone else's post

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Use a sharp knife.

[–] brbposting 19 points 7 months ago

Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?

Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.

-a friend today

[–] sbv 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

we are all just our parents' cum socks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

uhh i think thats sexual assault

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.