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And I’ve run out of pants (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Same piss? That would mean…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Multitasking!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

We don't need AI images there's already a stock photo of everything

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hey I like it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

SSDD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of "You know what I'm saying?" Or "Picking up what you're putting down."

Now I like to say to people "Do you smell what I'm stepping in?"

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

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