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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (2 children)

See the interesting thing is African megafauna evolved to be able to somewhat counterplay this, that's why they ain't extinct like megafauna everywhere else ended up going.

The horse was indigenous to North America before it was hunted to extinction there, making the age of exploration inadvertently one of the first ever native species repopulation projects.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The horse was indigenous to North America before it was hunted to extinction there

Source? Not that I'm not believing what you said, but rather is the first time I've read about this and I would like to read some more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know about the horse thing, I'm assuming they didn't consider them as transportation?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Too small at the time, it took a concerted breeding program for ancient steppe peoples to first breed horses able to pull chariots, and then big enough to be ridden.

Humans have been migrating over the world for tens of thousands of years and yet the horse was first able to be used for transportation about 4 thousand years ago.

https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/ancient-horse.htm#:~:text=Equus%20scotti%20had%20a%20close,or%20hoof%2C%20like%20modern%20horses.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

"Why is the apecuck so wet there's no water here!"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on the planet anymore" - all the extinct animals killed off by humans.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They left and joined a different server with better moderation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Been reading the "Deathworlders" novel. Earth is a Level-12 "deathworld". Too impossibly dangerous for sentient life to evolve on a Level-10. Gravity, parasites, bacteria, fungi, viruses, predators, solar radiation, extreme heat and cold, tectonic activity, tornadoes, hurricanes, all that.

Rest of the galaxy wrote us off as too dangerous to even investigate. And besides, there can't be intelligent life there.

https://deathworlders.com/

Until Kevin chimps out on a space station...

https://deathworlders.com/books/deathworlders/chapter-00-kevin-jenkins-experience/

Free book, kinda like a FOSS story, if you will, but not fan fiction either. Getting a little odd several thousand pages in, but I'm hanging in for the last 800 pages (out of 10,000+).

Google "humans fuck yeah" or "HFY" for more fiction along these lines.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is great, I also love that it's just a website. Definitely going to give it a read!

Edit: read the first chapter last night and I'm already hooked. Thanks for the wonderful suggestion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ah yeah, the Predators of that universe invading a football stadion.

[–] VirtualOdour 0 points 8 months ago

I'll have to check this out, thank you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Apeman is the It Follows monster of the animal kingdom.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Get good or get domesticated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

get good or get dommed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Bitch please, I get out of breath walking to the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

these boots are made for walking

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

F tier? Megafauna with the ability to throw pointy sticks very far and without cost to themselves is a pretty big deal!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Are humans megafauna?

Edit: Apparently, yes. 🤯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Foxes aren't, but i think wolves are? Anyone knows where the "mega" starts?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You believe this shit? It's all just a scam by the big museum of natural history. Wake up sheeple!

[–] VirtualOdour 1 points 8 months ago

I don't think we ever successfully hunted, it was all Sarah Palin aliens hanging out their ufos with semi-auto plasma rifles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

This guy definitely watches TierZoo.