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[–] [email protected] 82 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

When the condom breaks

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mine doesn't come apart like that, is it normal?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Try another cut, a bit lower maybe?

[–] Jax 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Is this not a dragonfly face?

Edit: yeah that's definitely a dragonfly face

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looks a bit like a Tesla charger too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That is a subtle reference to the engineers' CEO who is kinda a dickhead

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Cross section of a dick head.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It makes us act about the same as a monkey too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

My friends will start making those grunts whenever we notice a guy getting aggressive when a girl is around.

Like when he's chill and then a girl shows up and he starts acting like a dick. Hard ooga booga energy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I don’t know what to do with this information.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Didn't I see another cross section meme about grass earlier?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

wait.... I think I need more context on what this was in, originally.

like... please tell me that's not in a sex ed book by Lorena Bobbit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

spank the monkey

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Looks more like an insect face to me. Like a praying mantis or someshit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Coincidence?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Uhmmm I don't want to see it but I guarantee if you saw this irl you would not say, "hey look, a monkey face!"

[–] Classy 5 points 7 months ago

I'm sure you'd say something more along the lines of

AAAAGGGHHH HOLY FUCK

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Thinking with the penis, now it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Septum piercing