this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

DINNER

MY BOY

mama luigi

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

One day, the guy on a buffalo was runnin around through the forest...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Stop right there criminal scum, you violated my mother

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife

Also

He's just like one of my Japanese animes!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

In einem kleinen Dorf wohnte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Barbara war in der ganzen Gegend für ihren ausgezeichneten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] ZombiFrancis 7 points 8 months ago

Do you have stairs in your house?

PAK CHOOIE UNF

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

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