I never understood this logic:

“I know nothing about this subject, I’m gonna post a meme (a funny graphic usually about a specific topic, this one outlining the differences between languages) but I know nothing about the subject and will ask that nobody correct me or try to apply rationale here because I choose to be ignorant and have no interest in expanding my knowledge of the world and people around me, I just want people to tell me I’m funny and give me internet points”

To each their own ig

PHP -> Problem -> Replace the developer -> Solution.

Yes PHP was bad in 5.x, in 8.x if things go bad it's just the developer who's bad.

Language — person doesn’t know how to properly code in that language — problem.

Should have been grep or awk or sed in shell.