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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

python -> Import solver (C) -> Solution

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're catting a file into a grep, you can go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I mean good point, but if I'm just using bash as a shell and not writing a script, I'm probably first previewing the contents of a file with cat anyway, and recalling the last command and appending a | grep <pattern> to it is less keystrokes than re-writing the last command into grep <pattern> <file>. Especially if you're playing around with the pattern and trying to get it right, it's nice to have the pattern at the end of the line.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone do java hahaha

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (22 children)

I never understood this logic:

“I know nothing about this subject, I’m gonna post a meme (a funny graphic usually about a specific topic, this one outlining the differences between languages) but I know nothing about the subject and will ask that nobody correct me or try to apply rationale here because I choose to be ignorant and have no interest in expanding my knowledge of the world and people around me, I just want people to tell me I’m funny and give me internet points”

To each their own ig

[–] Aurenkin 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe the idea is to potentially induce a brief nasal snort possibly accompanied by a slight upward curling of the lips in those casually scrolling by. In other words, it's a joke, being posted on a joke community.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I never understood this logic

You’re looking for logic in a joke.

Do you question why Donald Trump, the pope and a kid are the only passengers on a plane that’s about to crash?