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[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (3 children)

These are disgusting and I absolutely love them

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I half agree…

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear these cookies are the most divisive cookies ever. I haven't met or seen people have anything but a strong opinion one way or the other.

I'm team "love them but think they are disgusting so I will never buy them, watch out if I have access though"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Somehow you're exactly right.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the aftertaste is awful and the sugar in them gives me headaches

just one more

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah man. I can’t even finish one of those gross bastards. They do look appetizing, but I learn my lesson after throwing half of my first one out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm honestly astonished these sell at all. Chocolate chunk or gtfoh

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

i feel incredibly seen

[–] pacmondo 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sober? Meh. Stoned? Gimme 3 boxes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

the only way to enjoy these

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I will fucking demolish Fudgee-Os stoned. Well, and sober, but I won't eat like a box like I do with the munchies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That meme really out here taking random shots in the dark lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My dad is the only person I know who hates them, but that's only because they remind him of working at Walmart, which was hands down the weirdest, culty-est work experience he ever had.

Edit: I meant this to be a top level comment, but enjoy my non sequitur, I guess

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a slut for cookies and Mexican bread.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably pan dulce, literally "sweet bread."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

mm never had it. tho I do love some pan sobao, Puerto Rican sweet bread

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My wife loves these. I'd never had one before I met her, and I never will again now that I have. I've never eaten something so bland, yet so sickly sweet, and my sister and I used to eat bowls of straight sugar when our parents weren't around.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

they are truly so awful. i hate them so much whenever i eat my monthly stack of four of them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Controversial opinion... Sugar cookies suck, and oatmeal rasin / snickerdoodle are tied first depending on type of snickerdoodle (chewy or crunchy), and if there is milk to dip them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Only if the raisins are treated with great care. Otherwise, they're bitter, sour or tough as heck, and the cookie is better just as Oat.

Oat Cookies are underrated, and you 100% know they're home made.

Add a touch of Cinnamon and you blow some people's minds

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

oreo cookies but the cookies are maple and brown sugar pop tarts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

would commit unspeakable acts for this to be real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

There was an off brand selling something called maple cremes. Cookies were in the shape of maple leaves, and the frosting in the center was just a touch off of brown sugar goo. They were good.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Too guilty pleasure, I don’t ever crave them, I don’t like it when I down a pack, but when I start I simply cannot and will not stop, I do not have the will to stop eating them all and I do not know why

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

do you ever turn two of them into satan's oreo and then turn it sideways and go down on it? then the frosting turns your nostrils into a magical fairy palace?

that way you really only need two. its about moderation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

YUS I feel so filthy yet so satisfied, it’s wrong and I’d do it again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bro you're talking.to GLIZZYGUZZLER, this bitch been around.

@[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It makes no sense. Sugar? good, cookie? good, sugar cookie? disgusting insult to its name and whomever has the misfortune of eating one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Comments like these are why downvotes are necessary.

For one thing, your implication that all sugar cookies share the sins of this specific kind of sugar cookie?

Disgusting. Bigoted. You're cancelled.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

ive had this image in my camera roll for months and only just now did i catch that lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Those are eh; I'm not a fan of the frosting. Show me some Susan cookies, though, and you bet I'll put out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

kind of mid tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They taste like additives

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

me after hitting the pen and going nonverbal

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

No the aftertaste is bitter and gross

I don’t like them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
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