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>Lived just long enough to not have Boris Johnson speak at her funeral

Unfathomably based

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but swapping for LIZ TRUSS is not a huge upgrade

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Met Liz Truss.

Immediately dies.

Says it all really.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

The ultimate nope-out

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

I think she was hoping for the cabbage to be at her funeral, not Liz Truss

[–] candyman337 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I think she'd been dead for awhile, she got COVID and then we didn't really get another public appearance

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Really old person's health takes a turn for the worse because of a serious illness and can't show herself in a dignified manner publicly anymore. She must be dead!

Nah, that's just what happens when you take a turn into the final lane of your life.

She probably has been sick and unable to get out of bed for quite a while. Remember: many people can't even talk anymore at the time of their death.

[–] candyman337 2 points 5 months ago

True, but in her case, if she had died early, she would have been just shy of being the longest ruling person in England, so I feel like she got that title, then they waited awhile and announced her death.