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Every victim on these shows gets a foundation set up in their remembrance at the end.
I was watching one about a drug dealing kid that was robbed and killed because he posted his pill haul on instagram...they made him a foundation.
I guess I don't have to mention that the drug dealing kid was white.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate and equally important groups.The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute offenders. These are there stories. DUHN DUHN!!!
It's crazy how reading that was automatically in the same voice as the show. Brought back memories of telling my parents that it was boring and then being told I could watch the show or go to bed......
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This hits way different after watching The Sopranos
The usual suspects came to mind
I guess Spongebob is with Puss, Adri and Chris now. Damn rat.
I watched The Jinx recently and even though it's a true crime documentary, it was pretty good. Highly recommend.