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[–] IdiosyncraticIdiot 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate and equally important groups.The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute offenders. These are there stories. DUHN DUHN!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's crazy how reading that was automatically in the same voice as the show. Brought back memories of telling my parents that it was boring and then being told I could watch the show or go to bed......