Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma
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What’s ligma? /s
The modern version of a henway
Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.
Yeah, I do. It's over there, slightly to the left
Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head...
You should get checked about JS too, I've heard it is the worst one of them.
Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.
Really? 50%?
angry upvote
How about HDMI?
The most terrible and awful disease.
I thought it was an infection....
both, both is good.
std::cout << "Do you have HTML?";
Don't forget the endl !
endSegmentation fault. Core dumped
Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P
HTML has nothing to do with sex.
What you mean, pornhub has HTML.
I'm afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.
..and my axe (or something)
Okay then - I mean it's a missed opportunity to also choose this guy's wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person's partner?), but it works for me! :-P
Can we pretend that I shared the "I understood that reference" Captain America meme right here where it belongs?
If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.
Surely you mean <ul>....<ol>....
Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after a type of ancient torture device.
43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let's keep this going.
What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.
Only about one third of Americans know that it's Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.
These people vote.
Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?
As long as they don't screw with the code
They might have a point.
They say sixty-five percent of all statistics
Are made up right there on the spot
Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em
Whether they're accurate statistics or not
Now, I don't know what you believe
But I do know there's no doubt
I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof
I got too much to think about
Half of them, seriously?