this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

CRISPR is for writing, not reading.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

CRISPR is for cutting, not reading or writing.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

dont you try to out pedant me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Lean in.

Cas9 is the endonuclease. CRISPR refers to DNA sequences responsible for 'guide' RNA. Something else made the sequence to be inserted. The cell's repair mechanism ligates the ends back together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Crispr is how I tell McDonald's I want my fries but what I receive is some fucked up mutation of what I expected.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The least plausible thing about this is that declining is a straight forward "deny" vs some "not now" bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Idk man my phone has that exact prompt when asking for permissions

The least plausible thing is the complete lack of just "accept"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh shit I didn't even notice that. I think you're right.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

A whole new breed of pressure-based sales. "TikTok analysis has identified 53 genes that are keeping you from looking your best. Our certified CRISPR-Techs are standing by to splice in the genetic codes that will give you the jawline and cheekbones that will get you followers. It's like a photo filter for real life."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

On first glance I legit thought this comment was spam. Good job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah, who doesn't wanna be a splicer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

What's frustrating is 99% of TikTok users would just be like "YES! Just show me the next video!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Didn't know there were boomers on lemmy. Good phone bad meme🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nah, the big danger isn't for another few generations.

In the meantime, there will fe a gew generations of lucky ducks who just get the medical benefits without all the eugenics.

Will it be a duel between iGenes and Google Gattaca, or will it all be folded (ha) into a Prime subscription.

At least this makes me feel better about not having kids. no shame in my geneticist appointment. Just gotta not commit a capital crime now