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Malfunctioning embryo freezer charged with mass murder (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So like yeah this is a joke but it got me thinking that if this really happened where a freezer broke, I shit you not that Alabama would charge the HVAC tech with mass murder for not double checking the compressor seals.

[–] Tremble 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There’s no way any sensible hvac technician will come anywhere near those freezers at the moment

Heck, I’m willing to bet no one is even entering the rooms where the freezers are located until this gets resolved.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I love the Beave

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Any IVF clinic thinking about getting out of the business should just drop all the embryos off at a safe haven box.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

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