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So like yeah this is a joke but it got me thinking that if this really happened where a freezer broke, I shit you not that Alabama would charge the HVAC tech with mass murder for not double checking the compressor seals.
There’s no way any sensible hvac technician will come anywhere near those freezers at the moment
Heck, I’m willing to bet no one is even entering the rooms where the freezers are located until this gets resolved.