Calling on all four nano gang members…assemble!

I’m cheering for the hackers in this scenario.

I think the 2025 people reading this just got an idea. You can’t be sick if it’s illegal. Thanks for giving them ideas.

Wait…what’s going on with ankle socks? Like the shorter socks you wear with sneakers and shorts when you go running? There is now something wrong with that?

NOFX is perfect on that list.

Pretty sure a home needs a kitchen and bathroom to be elevated from garden shed to home.

These are the only numbers I look forward to on a daily basis.

I don’t want my car to be lonely while I’m out in nature. If you’re lonely, they’re lonely…give them a friend.

Now the Ukrainians are just showing off and making smoke rings for fun out of burned Russian military resources. I do hope they continue to perfect the execution.

What kind of dick smack attacks the internet archive!!!!

Who the hell goes after Bernie? He’s one of the few politicians that is actually liked.

I am so tired of being so disappointed in companies. Was there ever a time when they weren’t just completely soulless? Is there truly no bottom to their ethics?