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[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gotta add your potential explosive to the suicide of other potential explosives that the people were forced to stand next too!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

And you gotta dump your potential explosives out right in the middle of everyone else bundled up close in the security checkpoint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

At the Las Vegas airport do they have a version of this where you can bet on the alcohol percentage of the mix?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All liquids you say?

Starts pissing in the box

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

Oh darn gotta empty out these jugs of bleach and ammonia

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Time to dump all but 3.4 Florida ounces of liquids into the bin

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, I knew Florida was doing some crazy shit these days but I had no idea they had their own system of measurements now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The standard measure for volume is 1 florida man, which can be divided into 3/4 of floridian pintos, which is then divided into 73/8 floridian ounces.

[–] brbposting 4 points 5 months ago

What’s the Florida Ounce to Fl. Australia conversion?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

No because they put in all the liquids bigger than 100ml. They could be explosives…

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Well I was going to wait to mix my binary explosive fluids until I got on the flight, but if they insist!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems about the least safe way you could possibly do it tbh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You some kids or drunk people are going to bet each other to drink some.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe there's a drain under there? I dunno, seems questionable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I wanna dump some milk in there now.