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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Don't give elon any ideas.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

World. Why? "Hello World".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Error also has a nice ring to it

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
  • Orphan Process
  • Null
  • Char
  • Object
  • Instance
  • Bug
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

don't forget Ada

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Exception Segfault Binary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Killer’s my middle name.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Forindo Iffi **int

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Boolean ftw XD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

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