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'Still Think I’m Too Old?' Says Biden Spotted Shopping at Forever 21 (reductress.com)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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link: https://reductress.com/post/still-think-im-too-old-says-biden-spotted-shopping-at-forever-21/

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (3 children)

People just aren't going to accept his youthfulness until he raps it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

The election is real soon and my opponent's gonna lose it,
Because he can't handle the rhymes of my hip-hop music.

They say I'm old and tired. Hey, yo, that's really whack!
At most I take my daily afternoon nap, Jack.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If only he could learn to connect with the youth of today!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Yo, my name is Joe Biden and I'm here to say
I'm the President in a very big way!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

how do i reach these keeeeds

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, maybe wearing a baseball cap backwards will do the trick?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"Howdy, fellow kids."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

This changes everything!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hmm, yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Hey, at least we have Harris if he dies. With Mr 91 indictments, we might not be so lucky.