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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

The election is real soon and my opponent's gonna lose it,
Because he can't handle the rhymes of my hip-hop music.

They say I'm old and tired. Hey, yo, that's really whack!
At most I take my daily afternoon nap, Jack.