Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!
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So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?
I'm gonna need a bigger van.
"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.
I have a tad over 4500 skydives.
Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.
I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.
I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.
My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.
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Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat
I guess something involving swimming?
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.
I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.
Well at least my shoes will stay tied
Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead
Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.
Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin
I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
Russian fucking roulette
I’m already dead
Either really good, or really bad
Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?
About the same.
I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.
Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on
Welp
Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.
I go to your wedding
I would get paid to help people be assholes.
Sigh... unzips
I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.
Well..., by being charming?
Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.
If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...
I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.
I guess I'm doomed.
~Doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!
I need uranium, fast!
Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank
I'm just a civilian here.
My opacity causes screen burn ins.