this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"I didn't know what to wear tonight, so my mom said Emo, why don't you wear your grandfather's suit, so I grabbed a shovel ..."

Emo Philips

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There are hundreds of millions of ruined suits tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To explain, they tend to cut the back open so they can just lay it on and tuck in the sides

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

They're also stuck on a rotted corpse

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The jewelry is probably the bigger prize. Plus it can be sanitized.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

People put jewelry in there? (Maybe rings on fingers) I don't see people get buried with all their fortune like ancient Egyptians.