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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No AeroPress. I'll never know who I am. :(

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The pseudo-espresso that you can take camping? Anarcho-primitivism for sure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I had the same question, and decided that the pour over is the closest in the image. I've been an anarchist a long time anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I... don't drink coffee...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Maybe that means you're a nihilist?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No instant? I drink instant every day.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Accelerationist/Anarcho-nihilist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In all seriousness, the Aeropress is fantastic. It's the absolute most bang for your time and dollar, unless you serve multiple people.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Hoxhaist" is a term you made up and you can't convince me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoxhaism

Hoxhaism (/ˈhɒdʒə.ɪzəm/ HOJ-ə-iz-əm) is a variant of anti-revisionist Marxism–Leninism that developed in the late 1970s due to a split in the anti-revisionist movement, appearing after the ideological dispute between the Chinese Communist Party and the Party of Labour of Albania in 1978.

Yeah, I'm just going with "made up". The alternative is navigating three levels deep of leftist infighting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

This is just astrology for leftists now, lmao

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not to yuck y'all's yum, but coffee is gross

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Existing proof that opinions can be wrong

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I'm mostly anarchist, but when I have visitors I become a Marxist-Leninist

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Seize the Means of caffination!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the true test of a person's character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don't look on my kitchen countertop- it's full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But all I have is a coffee mug and a jar of instant... ☕⁉️😭

[–] IrateAnteater 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

SocDem. Halfway between pour over and French press, widely appealing, but people tend to grow beyond it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Like, halfway between French Press and Pour Over. Probably a SocDem IMO

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.

WTF?

...Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.

I'd argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.

But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can't say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.

The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we'll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.

Meanwhile, in 2024, we're having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

holy shit it classidied me correctly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I dont even know the word

After Google: no i dont like stalin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Anarchist posadist: "Gas station coffee, hot, no mug."

Slurps the concoction off the replicator shelf

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Pan of water brought to boiling on the stove. Add grounds 30 seconds after removing from heat. Wait several minutes. Strain through fine mesh seive directly into cup.

No machine or dedicated apparatus required.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That's just a French Press in denial.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Utilitarian

Also are you ok?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's someone in these comments claiming that they have orange juice with their coffee, so I'm willing to tolerate uphillbothways' bullshit at least until that war criminal is dealt with

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I labeled him a Neo-Reactionary because it was the most creative way I could call him unenlightened

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Since we’re talking communism, can’t I just use yours?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a Posadist I'll have you know the aliens haven't delivered my replicator yet.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Cold brew? Asking for a friend named me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Best I got is reformist/social democrat because it takes forever and is good but not great when it's ready

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What about manual lever espresso machines? That's my daily driver!

Edit: ignoring my own personal ideology, I think Manual Lever-Machines like the Flair, especially when paired with hand-grinders, are tactile, methodical, and focused on the means just as much as the ends. The actual experience and methodology is just as important as the espresso, it's a ritualistic practice.

As such, I think it's more likely to represent a form of Anarchism, where the means themselves are ends. Marxism-Leninism is usually more representative of gradual processes towards a greater end, whereas Anarchism itself is concerned with the process itself being a good end.

Just my 2 cents, I'd appreciate anyone else weighing in. It's fun to combine espresso and leftist ideology, considering both are important to me!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once again we must spark the great debate. Is making coffee at home Bourgeoisie or Proletariat?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

but i only drink tea...

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