Internet of Shit
Rules:
1. What to post?
- "Smart" features that stupid, unnecessary, or even harmful.
- Devices that are (bad kind of) internet-dependent, harvest data, are a security risk, and such.
2. Behave.
Act like a nice human being.
True or not, it's a good reminder that not everything needs to be connected to everything else "just because".
All well and good, but none of these things are connected "just because." There are reasons why a toothbrush might need an internet connection. You may not agree with those reasons but they do exist, it's not "just because."
This community is Internet of Shit, so I need you to be a little more bitter, please.
I wasn't referring to just toothbrushes but rather, many devices in general. For my personal projects, I tend to have super complex (and sometimes unusual) requirements, so I get that part.
But yes, the fad is still to connect everything to the cloud and install yet another phone app "just because". Many devices are useful like that, many are not. Having spent quite a bit of time automating my house, I have seen the full gambit of products that are out there. (I am planning an overhaul of everything in a few weeks to get de-clouded as much as possible. Tight cloud integrations are fine, but it's seriously annoying at times with Samsung and Chamberlain being two fat examples.)
The shattered ecosystems are annoying and can present data security risks. So, I am saying that you should use your brain before connecting anything and not just because the manufacturers tell you to.
I'm just making the rounds of where this story has been crossposted to, to make sure everyone knows it's not actually true.
Ok, whatever. Weird thread at that.
DDoS by teethbrushes. What a time to be alive!
This feels like an Onion headline. Never would have expected this to happen
It didn't.
The future is weird
Toothbrushes again
I would like to reward whoever had the audacity to exploit toothbrushes with some sort of plaque
Whoever did it is definitely a cavity dweller
Truly one of the events of all time.
We have 0 details… but trust us, this totally happened ;-)
You do not need an app for your toothbrush, FFS.
How do I know if I’m brushing my teeth then?
"the toothbrush botnet was thought to have been vulnerable due to its Java-based OS"
Not Swiss, but I'd never put Java in my mouth.
How did my dad ever learn to brush before Sparkly was around?
Oh no Sparkly has been zombified!
No one has seen the Tooth Fairy since the incident.