Margarine tastes like cum.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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What kind of fucking margarine do you use
Cum
Pepsi tastes likes diabetes.
What kind of fucking diabetes do you use
soap
... Unlike the other cans of sugar water lol.
They all work! As a bonus, they're addictive, so it's easy to remember to take your medicine
Bepis
Don't have to worry about hair care if you've chemically dissolved all your hair follicles!