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[-] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

I feel like too many people take being corrected like this as a sign that I'm trying to be condescending when, to me, it's a simple courtesy I hope other people extend to me as well when I mess up.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

A lot of people correct others not out of courtesy. Maybe this mom has been burned too many times before.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

To be fair, sometimes the timing of correcting someone can play a role. Waiting to correct a spelling error until after the main point has been discussed is usually best, otherwise it can be perceived as condescending.

Whether that was the case in OP's message or not I cannot tell from the bit we have.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Moms get a pass.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The human brain really fuckin hates being wrong. To the point it will create false memories to prove it's right. This is a recorded psychological phenomenon.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yep. Humans arent rational creatures. We're rationalizing creatures. We don't actually think critically. Instead, we just convince ourselves that we do.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

And now I'm teaching you to spell. It's the ciiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I talked to a customer the other day at work who kept saying he'd connected his phone to the "wee fee".

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I've been in IT over 20 years and I say "wee fee."

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Eee Tee Guee

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I'm sure that this authoritative video agrees but I'm at work so can't play it out loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdq1wZMwsdw

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That's not how English works, because fuck you.

[-] litchralee 1 points 5 months ago

I'm surprised he was able to attach his phone to the turnstile at a train station's bathroom. :)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I just had a conversation with my mom where she brought up the spoon thing when I complained I'm just here free IT guy. I told her "yeah, but i fucking learned. That either means I'm way smarter than you or you're just an old dog that can't learn new tricks".

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

She's your fucking mom dude.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In Germany we have a saying

"Alter schützt vor Torheit nicht"

Translated: Age (or expetience from age) doesnt save you from being a moron.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Can confirm. Am old. Am also a moron.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

And? You don't know me, my mom, or our relationship. This could have been a situation where my mom is a narcisistic horrible person, or it could have been a situation where my mom and I are giving each other a hard time and cracking jokes. Both of these make my response perfectly reasonable.

If you must know this was all in good fun. She thought my joke was funny. I frequently talk to her like this and she laughs. Litterally half an hour later she was so thankful I was such a great kid to raise among other things.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Fair - it was late and I was tired and over reacted - carry on. I am the asshole here everyone, thank you.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

And? I've heard more stories about entitled mothers than should exist.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

"How is that relevant to the topic at hand?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

the student becomes the teacher. knowing how to use a spoon does in fact not translate to every other skill.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My mom likes to say "you wouldn't know what ___ is if it weren't for me!" Whenever this happens

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I love the conspiracy lady who tells everyone that Bill Gates wants you to get vaccinated because he wants you to eat the meat grown in a Peach tree dish

[-] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago
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