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First functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printing::undefined

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Bed and nozzle settings plz

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I'm more interested in which filament was used.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

I need that. I burned through most of mine during a 1977 Pink Floyd concert.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

That sounds both dystopian and amazing. Bio-neural-CPU's when?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Playing doom.

Middle of a boss fight.

Holy shit I’m gonna do it…

Stutter.

Stutter.

Looping audio.

Black screen.

I forgot to feed my cpu.

Kick computer in frustration.

Printer sends out 911 text message.

Arrested for attempted murder.

Old judge gives me life in prison because “all human life is sacred”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

The server is down

Have you tried rebooting it?

No, it's depressed and wants a hug.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, don’t let Neelix (or his cheese) near any of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

What about Twovix?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

All those times you thought you were making spaghetti was actually brain tissue

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Obviously it's over hipped news, but, would it be ethical to print neutral network brains made of human cells? How about the question... How many chicken brain cells does it take to do the same job as a given amount of human cells? And if that number is 3 or 46, does that mean that we are 3 or 46 times smarter on average than a chicken? Or maybe 1 human vote is 45 times a chicken's? 1/45th vote rule?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How many human brain cells do we need to guide a missile?

[–] where_am_i 9 points 7 months ago

That guy knows exactly where the research will be used first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Will the missile know that Osama has be gone for a while? Is it going to get bored just hanging from an F14 all day? Will it go off if it's depressed? Is it male or female? Will you feel bad if it's a really sexy female missile? How do you grow up a missile control neutral network? Do you have to have the birds and bees talk with your missile? If Johny the missile jumps off the empire State building, does your missile have to hump from the empire State building? Gosh! So many questions!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can the sexy female missile be my girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sexy female jet art is out there, feel like sexy female missile art is the next logical step.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Do female missiles have a period? Can two missiles that really love each other have baby missiles? Do they go off when they go off? Where does daddy missile work? Does he cheat with mommy missile?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

A similar experiment was actually done 20 years ago, using rat neurons to pilot a flight simulator. 25,000 rat neurons in a petri dish were capable of flying the simulated F-22. https://research.ufl.edu/publications/explore/v10n1/extract2.html

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ethics? Who the fuck is ethics! /s

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But seriously, the Thought Emporium is a great channel. If you wish to feel amazed and inspired, grab a drink, dial down the lights and binge a few videos in a row.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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