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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They (who she is quoting) would probably add 11 and 13 too 😰

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

3 5 7

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anyone in their 30s who isn't a total creep can tell you that women are definitely not at their peak in their 20s.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It's called the dirty thirties for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Of course we have prime years. Also some even, and at least for me some downright odd years. ;-)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Nice. My wife will be in her prime again this November.

47 here we come! And I do mean come.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sweet, I was prime last year and will be prime again next year!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

in your twin prime years

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm tired of women of all age ranges

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm tired

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You must think

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Therefore

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 2 points 6 months ago

You're

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Old guy here (53). 40s and early 50s women are prime. As with men, they can be a little nuts due to past relationships, and like men, they're often a fat mess (literally)...

But good god, if you're in that age range and land a women that's taken care of herself... Y'all youngins have no idea what you're signing up for.

Young women are great in bed; fresh, beautiful, experimental, crazy. These older girls? They know what they want and they ask for it. They've been there, done that. Nothing is out of bounds.

Heysus Christos... Sex with my wife, "I can't believe this is happening..." And my body count is 50+. That's not to brag, I count myself a failure for it, but gods... Middle age ain't so bad with the right lover.

Keep hope my young friends.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad there's an image on the internet to encapsulate exactly how I felt reading that.

You do you though, OP.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I just had this 🤢 in mind the whole time, but that image really does do a much better job, and I'm definitely stealing it for future use.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But this is a conversation about women in their prime. This is very much a relevant comment that shalafi made.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If 50s makes you a failure at 53 years old, then I'd be terribly embarrassed if you found out my number in my 30s. Or even in my mid 20s. >,< Which is to say don't feel like a failure. Your body count doesn't make you.

But that said, as a gay man, men in their 40s and 50s are incredible in bed as well. They know exactly what works that little Twinky boys in their 20s haven't even begun to explore yet.