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I prefer eating only with the spoon. I'd even cut meat with it if it's soft enough

I never listen to a whole song. I'll usually get about half way through before going to the next track.

I microwave rice or noodles with water to make them perfect.

Microwave ice cream that was scooped in a bowl for 8 seconds to soften it.

I boil eggs with just half an inch of water in a pot and the lid on.
Set a timer to 6 minutes when the water starts to boil and they come out perfect every time.

Biking instead of driving places, especially in the winter.

When I order plain soda water at the bar.

Ive dated a few Filipina women over the years. When its my turn to cook, I'll sometimes add a packet of onion soup mix to the rice cooker. Its delicious, but it triggers their FauxCD because its just wrong.

Blow into my cigarette before putting it in my mouth.

I smoke Parliaments, which have a little recess in the filter and sometimes bits of the tobacco get in there; I blow it out because I don't want to eat it

Mental arithmetic. Fast.

My odd habbit that I hope one day someone will call me out on is that I only scoop half a jar of peanut butter or any other sandwich spread from one half of the container. Ill dig and clean our the entire side of the container and then try to scoop the rest out from the bottom of the other side to leave the pristine untouched top-side of the jar as the last part of the food that is used.

This is a reference to Calvin & Hobbs, but ive been doing it for 20 years... So... Yah...