this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why's everyone replying as if this wasn't just grabbed somewhere? That's how this place works haha, OP isn't the girl in the photo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Did all those comments get deleted cause I see none of that. Maybe one comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I'm the car. Toot toot.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Is it just me who thinks that nose piercings from afar makes it look like the person has dried boogers in their nostril?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

And upper lip in this case IMO. I briefly thought the second half was going to be about the lip-booger.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Attractive woman in borrowed image expresses she thinks she looks nice, so naturally the comments here are full of people criticising her piercings, face symmetry and makeup.

It's all very insecure and pick-me, people.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

“Who you calling pinhead?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is it the lighting, the makeup or the face that’s asymmetric here? Are there any people around who have had face-to-face contact with women?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Most people have asymmetric faces. It’s wild when you pay attention to it. Like somebody put two different halves together and went “sure that kinda works.”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would even say everyone has an asymmetrical face to some degree.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

have you seen someone with a 90° asymmetric face yet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Idk that's pretty hot...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Funnily, a perfectly symmetric face is uncanny. We can tell that that’s not how humans are supposed to look.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

When gorgeous people have perfectly symmetrical faces, they often end up on magazine covers. The rest of the gorgeous people are simply gorgeous without a modeling contract. The distinction may be subtle for some.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

It's the makeup. Her left eye has more of the eyelash gunk. Actually her right eye. The left one in the photo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Now that you've pointed that out, it is actually quite bad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Here left eye brow is almost a centimeter shorter.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

You were right. Cute as hell. Boyfriend is the pinhead.