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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (6 children)
[–] zarkanian 70 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you actually stink, take a shower. Don't try to cover it up with perfume or cologne.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

i just wanted an excuse to share open source perfume yea go take a shower STINKY HEADS!!!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Is it that difficult to enter a shower once a week?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the difficult part isn't getting in the shower the difficult part is getting out

mnmmgrh worm worter

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The itchiness means it's working.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

showers are propriatary af

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then go to your local water fountain with two buckets, then go to a field with some shampoo and clean yourself. I call it open source shower.

Bonus points if you make (compile) the soap from sodium and vegetal oil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

no way I'm showering unless I can compile the buckets myself

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Once a week is not enough with these people.

[–] can 18 points 7 months ago

Once a week is not enough for most people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Whoa, this sent me down a rabbit hole. Thanks for sharing. For anyone else who is interested in open source perfume but doesn’t wanna read a 75 page paper, here are four recipes talked about in the above paper: https://www.catlab.tech/open-source-perfume

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Are they gonna open up ambergris laws or are we supposed to work from inferior smells?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well this is fascinating

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well this is fascinating

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Minge musk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The game where this girl is coming from is already a big red sus material by its own right

The said red arrow is probably just a tip of the iceberg of the actual problem with this whole situation

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

True gamer musk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So in conclusion, THIS GIRL BLOWS! (proceed to throw her into the toilet)

/joking