this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How would one unzip the milk?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, it's just an incredibly lossy compression

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Cheese is a one way hash.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There’s gotta be a whey.

[–] Tremble 4 points 11 months ago

That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a cow...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.

*googles the size of a cow*

You're right. I wouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would a pregnant cow be a server?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of 'seeding'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure "seeding" the cow has nothing to do with food. They don't just produce milk for no reason...

[–] Tremble 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

..... so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Some torrent are the steak instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Go get the trojan ~~horse~~cow."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Fetcher la vache.