Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.
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So deep dish pizza is quiche, thin crust is toast?
The Structure purist is strong with this one
Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza
This implies that a steak is a salad.
Or stuffed crust is the sushi of the pizza
I'd rename two categories.
Bottom right: I'd rather refer to a cake as "lasagna" than call lasagna a "cake"
Bottom left: if someone made a quiche without walled sides I'd still call it a quiche, so I'd rather call that category "pie"
This has the added bonus of making most pie people furious and some pizza people angry unless they like Chicago deep dish.
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Isn’t “lasagna”, as we refer to it, technically a casserole made with layers of lasagne, cheese, and sauce? Not that “casserole” is a category, but I’m just being pedantic at this point, soz
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I’ve always maintained that pizza is a tart rather than a pie
Then a calzone is just a big taco
are flatbread and pitas toast?
Flatbread yes. Most people I know either stuff their pita or fold it, so that would be a taco?
Imagine people thinking food cam be categorized consistently like that.
Food is cultural and historical; nothing outside of its preparation is scientific or internally logically consistent, so stop trying to force it to be.
A hot dog is a damn hot dog. Now stop arguing about it, and get this crap off of my feed
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