Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro
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I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.
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That Wojack is brilliant.
Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.
What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.
Tatejack?
you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude
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Lmao. So his logic was
my wife is too ugly to fuck
He deserves the divorce, good for her.
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Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?
Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball
25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.
The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.
this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me
One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life
Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy
We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.
Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.
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No idea apart from op and you. Is this true?
Yes, 30s upward seems to peak "Xilf" age for the decade below them. Women in polyamorous-spaces are very pursued and, compared to mono-spaces, the men in it are much more likely to be knowledgeable on relationship-health. There is also more emotional intelligence, and tools and systems for working through it (they virtually all work in monogamous relationships too, but because there are more moving parts people seem to care more for preventative measures than just being reactionary).
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As a man briefly on the poly scene... Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn't score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we're too autistic to ever try that again lol.
censors the f word
I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."
Considering it looks like we got 2 gs on the bottom here, I think that's perfectly fine.
That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.
He didn't fuck around and found out
Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it
Relationship natural selection
All. Hopefully all.
lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.
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Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.
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There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.
Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though
Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.
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It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.
Andrew Taint
My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled
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It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.
Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier
It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives
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