Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

That guy is an atheist hating asshole and has got far more miles from the shtick than ever should have.

Steve Harvey wrote a book explaining why him cheating on his wife was his wife’s fault for being too slutty.

Then they made two movies out of it.

The Steve Harvey Stare.

Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like "What is the last place you want to spend new years?"

The person sad "Jail" and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

I dunno who that Steve guy is, but what's with that photo of Jamie Hyneman?!

I still have nightmares from that Pingu episode Dx

He’s really bad as a host

That’s the only joke he has that isn’t racist

This meme awoke deep rooted childhood trauma I completely forgot I had

Paul Harvey > Steve Harvey