this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Frodd did always tell me “YOU CACAISE Y CAN'CAT COOK", which is why I let them make the meth and I stuck to the bicycles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You know if you use less airplane glue, its easier to not get stuck to the bicycles.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

That would be my honest reaction if my fridge had a bizarre drawer that physically cannot fit in its slot, even if you remove the refrigerated baskets, and blocks the door from closing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

There's a frodd who really knows where his towel is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

What is that, $500 worth of vegetables? Just order a pizza for goodness sake.:-D

Pro-Tip: you can order a cheese one and put the veggies onto it, hopefully before they go bad.:-P

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

dude looks like he was created using dark souls character customization lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

oof, sick burn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There could've been a good Frodo joke here somewhere, but instead we get.. this...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Second breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Massive fridge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

So, is that like a Scottish accent? Is the fridge possessed by Groundskeeper Willie?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Well... some of those are words.