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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Normalize being a silly little guy, living on your face

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ambient Occlusionize being a silly little guy, living on your face.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are these the ones that explode because they have no anus

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

The don’t and they do.

Some myths are just clingier than a tick embedded in a hair follicle.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

👉👈🐛

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

It's even doing the uwu hands.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 year ago

Dude looks like he's trying to sell me a used lemon.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that the demodex in this picture is dead, and the process of getting this picture is probably what killed him

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So do we commit genocide every time we wash our face

[–] androogee@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nanites, courtesy of Ray Palmer!

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

NANOMACHINES, SON

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love Dex with my whole heart.

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 8 points 1 year ago

Samsung DeX

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

well that must be the baseline of loneliness because people are still lonely even with millions of those all over their faces

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

And if they’re on your boobs, then you’re bosom buddies. Yaay!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Why does he have so many body parts? What is the purpose of all those body parts when he is so smol?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you zoom in more does he have mites living on his face too?

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Not mites but bacteria.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So how long does my buddy live? Something tells me I get a new set of friends every morning when I wake.

Well this one was likely killed by the process of taking this picture

[–] Tremble 2 points 1 year ago

That image makes it look cute. Here’s one that creeps me out a little

mites in eyelash diagram

[–] spaghetti_carbanana@krabb.org 2 points 1 year ago

Cool, cool, cool