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German kids are kinder

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I have German children planted in my yard.

It's my kinder garden.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Works better when read and not said, but still funny lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Das ist richtig

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Alles klar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they aren't. There are kinderen.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

In singular(?) it's "kind". So that doesn't work out. 1 kind, 2 kinderen.