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Origin of the modern flushable toilet (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The first modern flushable toilet was invented in 1596 by Sir John Harrington who installed one for his godmother, Elizabeth I.

Occasionally, some brave knights would conduct sneak attacks by entering the castle via the shaft connected to the garderobe. Throughout history, there have been a number of famous people who died on the toilet. Several of them were stabbed from below while in the process of defecating.

These people include King Edmund II of England (30 November 1016), Jaromír Duke of Bohemia (4 November 1035), Godfrey IV Duke of Lower Lorraine (circa. 26-27 February 1076), Wenceslaus III of Bohemia (4 August 1306) and Uesugi Kenshin (19 April 1578).

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am not sure I agree with people calling this kind of toilet flushable....

[–] brbposting 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It’s not:

In 1596 Sir John Harington…[described] a forerunner to the modern flush toilet installed at his house at Kelston in Somerset. The design had a flush valve to let water out of the tank, and a wash-down design to empty the bowl. He installed one for his godmother Queen Elizabeth I at Richmond Palace.

Pictured in the OP are garderobes. Inside view’s something like:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Interestingly "garderob" is the Swedish word for closet

[–] azertyfun 2 points 7 months ago

Nah it's French, "garde robe" means "clothes[ancient french] holder[literally guard]". So literally just wardrobe.

Interesting that it became a loan word in Swedish tho, what a mindfuck. Dunno why the English borrowed it to describe toilets... I guess it does kinda look like a closet...?

[–] EmoDuck 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Might be a germanic word that developed different meanings over time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Quite possible

[–] EmoDuck 4 points 7 months ago

I know it's not necessarily an unknown fact but he's an ancestors of Kid Harington, aka John Snow from Game of Thrones

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

No need to flush, all you need is a weekly peasant with a shovel. Very ecological!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Getting poked to death when taking a dump...

That has to be close to the top of sorryful ways to die.

Imagine the epitaph.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The poo stains never really went away.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

That stone had seen things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This was interesting to read on the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm glad you didn't get stabbed

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

[–] gravitas_deficiency 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now this is shitposting

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Notice that section of the wall is slightly discolored from the part to the right? You’re welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Can't see it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If they were to design that so the waste fell into the moat then it seems like a great design.

Just don't drink out of the moat.

[–] EmoDuck 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

In some cases they had serves who's job it was to clean the area under the pooper

Human waste can also be used in tanning leather so it might have been reused for that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Fish pond toilets and pig toilets are still a thing in some parts of India

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Do the poops bounce down Plinko style? Did the poor people stand underneath?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It was a pain in the winters since it was incredibly cold to use it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Anyone else feel a draft?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget Ehud, the immensely fat guy from the Bible who was stabbed while taking a dumb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I frequently take a dumb.