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I was zoomed in on Google Maps following a really long river from source to mouth.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (5 children)

It’s shocks me, daily, that people are out there being bored. Like, do you not get distracted by the encyclopedia for hours?

Fun fact: bumblebees have been shown to engage in play without reward.

Please subscribe for more facts; I cannot contain them any longer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did you know Gary Numan and Randy Newman both released misotheistic albums, or music about hating God?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Wow that’s interesting I will have no practical use for this information

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did you know there’s a math formula to determine how arboreal a species of skink is? Their total length compared to the length of their toes determines how high they climb!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

My wife is a reptile enthusiast and adored this fact

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There's no such thing as boredom, only boring people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Subscribe. Is this service still active?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you know: early 20th century French blade sharpeners would lay face down, to preserve their posture and neck. But the work was cold, so they’d ’hire’ dogs to lay on their legs to keep them warm!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Of course, who doesn't know that? That's what led to the great dog revolution of 1925 where they marched to Paris to demand equal pay and rights, which is why dogs have voting rights in France today. I think. And if it's not true it's still a fascinating story I made up right now. Either way, working face down to save the neck sounds pretty good. I should redo my work-from-home environment. Thanks for the fun fact!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Did you know that the Romans often determined important events through Alectryomancy? This is the mystical art of reading the future through a handful of chicken and how they peck at seed!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I love looking around on google maps/earth. Especially now that the satellite quality is so good, you can zoom in pretty close.

Falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes is another good way to accidentally waste a few hours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Did you know that most of the US-Mexico border is one long river? Do no try to follow it trying to locate where the border deviates from the river...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I do this, but it's exploring railroad lines instead. I like to see what equipment the crossing signals have (you can sometimes run into some cool vintage or rare stuff) and sometimes the SV car catches a train passing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I did this once when a construction crew killed our MPLS connection. I had a picture of the crew repairing the line next to a railroad crossing, and a general direction from a major city to go off of.

Took a few hours, but I managed to find it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You like trains? You may enjoy this channel: https://youtu.be/3IBrDGTj71c

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You mean from butt to mouth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You never go from butt to mouth

[–] BigDanishGuy 3 points 7 months ago

Randal Graves : I don't fuck around when it comes to ass-to-mouth. Dante Hicks : You never go ass-to-mouth. Randal Graves : It's never my idea. These young girls, they get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

oh boi, do I have some news for you..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

(Looks left)

(Looks right)

… I did that recently because of my ADHD? I thought everyone did it. You know, like when you imagine a guy running along the scenery in car rides as a kid.

[–] Danquebec 2 points 4 months ago

Wait other people do that??

[–] BigDanishGuy 3 points 7 months ago

You mean people are finding the origin of waterways and follow them down stream? How do you find the origin? I always go up stream on maps

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why are you all doing this to me? :-(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What river? Asking for a friend...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Nile. There's a section I'm Nubia (Sudan) where Nile flows South instead of North and I'm telling you man, it's a wild ride.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 7 months ago

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