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[–] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Not just guys, let me tell you

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I definitely want one

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Guys is technically a non-gendered term - FWIW

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I haven't seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that's why it has a clear masculine ring in my head

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago

96 volt? This thing fucks

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'll take weapons that are as dangerous to the wielder as anyone else for $500...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You could say it's a double-edged sword

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Even Warhammer 40000 chainswords usually have the blade shielded from the wielder's side. Yes, even the chaos and ork ones.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

Holy Chainsword, blessed be thy Machine Spirit

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The planet broke before the Guard did.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Is it time to rip and tear?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (3 children)

If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?

It's a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I'm to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Listen, strange women lyin' near trees distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I'm not going to try and take it from you.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Aesthetically? Hell yeah. Functionally? I am not taking a sword that can run out of juice to the battlefield.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

This is the kind of weapon you bring to a battle expected to be so bloody you die before it does

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

a back-mounted generator is still an option, although it just prolongs the inevitable.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Any Warhammer game

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

You poor sweet summer child...

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

People are supposed to see Kite Man and think "hell yeah."

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

May your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

You're right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn't be like butter. You'd have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.

[–] Socsa 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I'll be six trees ahead of you.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's a Dark Souls weapon if I ever saw one.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

I was thinking more of Warhammer 40k chainsaw sword.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have everything lying around to build one of these...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's been 2 hours, where are progress pics?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

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